So, life has been sucking pretty vigorously for a couple weeks now.

( analysis of the suck )

This morning I managed to pull a muscle in my neck...from blowing my nose.

What the hell?? I am too young to be this fucking old, goddammit.

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Bastard sore throat. Think I made it worse with nasal saline. Firey, red and raw all the way from halfway down my gullet all the way up to the inside of my nose ( Read more... )

Have fallen grievously behind most internet endeavors, mostly due to currently hating all existence.

Bear with.

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apparently every goddamn grocery chain in the entire pacific northwest corridor has stopped carrying lender's bagels.

when the shit did this happen??? GIMME MY FUCKING BAGELS, BITCHEZ!!!

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starting tomorrow, we're forecast for a week-long stretch of really hot weather, with at least three consecutive days of triple digit temperatures. i have no air conditioning. the last time it was that hot for that long, i ended up in the emergency room ( Read more... )